I believe Sepp Blatter behaved properly and certainly did not violate FIFA's Code of Ethics.

I believe Vladimir Putin was right to say Sepp Blatter should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize because his contribution to the global humanitarian sphere is colossal. 

I believe there are 32 amazing beauty products I need before 2017.

I believe the answer to whether the sterling can extend its November recovery against the dollar and the euro is "a guarded yes".

I believe that with the new Mercedes-Benz E-Class 4MATIC, winter is not winter anymore.

I believe that exhilaration is a home equity credit line approved in 60 minutes and that beauty is free checking with no minimum balance.

I believe I can now enable a touch-pad icon in the notification area and tweak the track-pad gestures in the main Windows 10 settings panel.

I believe websites use cookies to enhance my experience.

I believe that now is good.

I believe that a World Cup without Zlatan Ibrahimovic is nothing to watch.

I believe there are seven reasons why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorced.

I believe Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid make ultra-glamorous spectators at the basketball.

I believe leggy Jamie Chung looks stylish in a plunging LBD and leopard skin coat.

I believe that modern players find it too easy to cry-off.

I believe there are three reasons why I need private health insurance.

I believe that my exclusive Hilton New York City deal is here.

I believe I can find the ideal party dresses online.

I believe I can save up to half price on autumn storage.

I believe Strictly’s Daisy Lowe was "heartbroken" by the double dance-off blow.

I believe Mariah Carey "fumed over prenup offer that would give her $6 million a year and just one private jet".

I believe I could spread the cost of large purchases with the MBNA All Round Credit Card.

I believe as a sports fan I could win an Xbox with Bing's quiz.

I believe you must have high-performance cushions for perfect billiards.

I believe in 2016 insulated windows at 1990s prices.

I believe there has been a revolution in the treatment of patchy brows.

I believe that an infrastructure boom is coming.

I believe that these days there are so many make-up products to choose from that it can be overwhelming when deciding exactly what to buy.

I believe that carb-free cloud bread is a game changer.

I believe we have all fallen victim to the trendy lipstick trap.

I believe we would wear jeans every day if we could.

I believe that Italian TV presenter Marika Fruscio may have regretted her choice of attire when she suffered an embarrassing wardrobe fail.

I believe it is a huge day tomorrow for sterling exchange rates.

I believe Alistair Cook is focused on the Test series in India and not his future.

I believe that by fixing the number one power-leak in my swing I can add 15 to 30 yards to my golf drive.

I believe knockout machine Luis "King Kong" Ortiz is one of the most exciting fighters in the tradition-rich heavyweight division.

I believe Stoke City boss Mark Hughes is in danger of unravelling the space-time continuum after being spotted alongside his younger self as Manchester United celebrated their 1992 League Cup win.

I believe Jose Mourinho has ordered an inquest into Manchester United’s medical team as injuries pile up.

I believe Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola is the perfect manager for Gabriel Jesus.

I believe there have been no state-doping schemes in Russian sport.

I believe that the Rio 2016 Olympic Organising Committee sold 88 per cent of their tickets.

I believe that establishing selective schools will raise the overall educational standards in England and will not widen the attainment gap between rich and poor children.

I believe that the banking collapse was caused, more than anything, by bad Government policy and the total failure of bad regulation, rather than greed.

I believe that, despite leaving the European Union, Britain can establish a deal that will give its companies "the maximum freedom to trade with and operate in the European market."

I believe Boris Johnson thinks it was right to vote for Brexit and at the same time that it was wrong.

I believe the recent UFO sighting in Hawaii could suggest hidden alien bases.

I believe that Adolf Hitler did not die in his bunker but escaped to Brazil where he lived with his lover to the ripe old age of 95.

I believe black is the new white, and white is the new black.

I believe that up is down, left is right, and right is wrong.

I believe that the devil is waiting to repent.

But I cannot believe that Trump is President.

(And I believe I need to thank the writers of the BBC’s Not the Nine O’Clock News song of 1980 about the incoming US President Ronald Reagan…)